Gun show the second, AND, my boring life (+sprinkles)

So I'm too much in bed to write this all down, scan it, and then upload it with my fingers crossed that this stolen connection will still be viable. So here goes.

1. This weekend was the gun show. I worked it again, and it was dead and unremarkable. Except. Some woman with half pink hair and her apparently Irish security guard boyfriend wanted a girl-toy to share. Soooo.... they were tryna recruit me. Shit like this never seems to happen to other people. Do I have SEXUAL DEVIANT tattooed on my forehead or something?

2. This girl was at the gun show. I took this blurry picture without her permission- which I try not to do.... but alas.






After the gun show, there was ice cream consumption. I realized I'm a color whore.