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J. Wyche ([personal profile] jwyche) wrote2009-07-29 12:20 pm

Failures from the wedding

Not that these are the only two failures, but here are they.



Failure to Pan



I guess I should feel sympathy for this little girl, who hated my flash and made the face to prove it. But damnit, this bizarre photo just makes me laugh. I don't know why.

Failure to Hold Still



If you'll excuse me, now I'm going to paint the porch and go for a nice long bike ride.
PS. Out of the last five photo jobs I've got on my roster, I only got paid for one. What the?

"I tried to call you collect. You said you would not accept. Your friends are laughing cos no one uses pay phones." HAHAHAHAH I love this song.

[identity profile] buddhafinger.livejournal.com 2009-07-29 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
ARGHHHH spooky child in warped light!

[identity profile] frostapostraphe.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I think I'm the warped one for finding it so funny.

I have been trying to find a good example of "fold a to b" for you online. I don't find one. What's wrong with the universe? Consequently, I try to explain- I bet you have seen one and called it something else: You have a sheet of paper on which an image appears. The image has registers marked "A" and "B". You fold the paper so that the registers line up, effectively eliminating the middle of the image, and a different surprising image becomes apparent. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[identity profile] buddhafinger.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, is the bride showing LOTS of leg in that first pic or is that a skin coloured blur?

I definitely understand what you mean now about A to B now I don't think I've ever done or seen it! There's a world of possibilities in the world of A to B. Next up, C.

[identity profile] frostapostraphe.livejournal.com 2009-07-31 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahah it's a chair. I wish she'd been showing that much leg. That would have been sweeeet.